The text says, “It seems like all the things productive people should do, are supposed to happen in the morning.” Illustration shows a woman in bed, with her alarm going off and the sun coming up.

The text says, “That’s great an all, but is it realistic to do some sit-ups, make the bedding, do some yoga, write morning pages, write in a dream journal (the moment you wake up), read the paper…” Below each of these items is a drawing of the blonde girl doing each of these things.

The text says, “go for a run, take a shower, do a habitual one-hour art practice, get ready, drink orange juice, eat a health breakfast EVERY morning AND get at least 8 hours o sleep?” Below each of these items in the list is a small illustration representing it.

The text says, “especially as long as this is my favorite button.” The illustration shows a hand hitting the “snooze” button on their cell phone, which is beeping.